without further explanations of OP’s intent i’m inclined to think this is perhaps the best approach

as an unapologetic irrational linux zealot, i find your joke…

fuckin hilarious 😂, well done

exactly

default: on

user: explicitly turns off

random unrequested “update”: defaults back on

Now wait 1 year

it’s even worse than that cos the original text never said ariel’s human version race, they just assumed it lol.

and before anyone says yes but its written by a dane, my response is yes but it’s a fairy tale, anything is possible. why assume and then get angry based on your assumption?