Help me find a good crack of the Assassins Creed Ezio games?

II, Brotherhood, and Odyssey. I got the itch to replay them but I only ever had them on Steam and I deleted my Ubisoft Account and swore to never play a "legit" copy of an Ubisoft game again years ago when the launcher would take 10 minutes to load every time I tried to play a game. I couldn't find them on fitgirl-repacks.site and I don't know where else I could look for a good crack.