• VeryVito@lemmy.ml
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    1 month ago

    I’ve written those same comments so many times over the years.

    We all pretend our code doesn’t stink, but show me a developer who’s never left a a turd in a codebase, and I’ll show you someone who’s never been under a deadline.

    • Elvith Ma'for@feddit.org
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      1 month ago
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