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My best friend when I fuck a commit up: https://ohshitgit.com/
Holy fuck, that’s a long phone number
It is a duplicated repeating error because this clownshow of a website is managed by squirrels and ducks. 1-800-273-8255 would be a valid US number. Doubling 273-8255 is not, but probably vibe coded under management that should be purged by these results.
Why not 1800-SUICIDE?
intentions unclear. Am I calling For or Against
Your call.
Buh dun tissss
It’s 1-800-APE-TALK
Lmao not willing to do the phone math rn, does that actually fit the numbers?
Yes.
That could be platformed.
WAIT YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR, have you tried ape talk?
Well, I can’t say that I have.
Well, that’s easy to remember! 0118, 999, 881, 999, 119, 725…3.
Did you see that ludicrious display last night??
Yes I did. Just put it over there with the rest of the fire.
Your name is Morris Moss, is it not?
Your name is Morris Moss, is it not?
It is not.
It’s easier to remember if you sing it.
git reset --hard <commit-hash> git push -f origin maini didn’t see anything, officer
You should be forcibly kept away from production systems…
We had an intern do this once. We changed our server config to make sure it wouldn’t accept such operations.
It’s just a branch guard + properly implementing git user and team permission structures - you’re not “configuring a server”
Never use
--force. Always use--force-with-lease.I’ve mistyped that a couple of times to be
--force-with-leashgit push origin master --force-with-leashDon’t do that to your master.
only do that in puppygit (with consent)
TIL thats a real thing https://github.com/catpuppyapp/PuppyGit
It’s never too late to
git merge --abort!But abortion is murder?!?!?!?!?
🎶 every branch is sacred 🎶
calls suicide hotline to ask for tech support
Don’t hold your breath, they’re pretty mid at their actual job.
Keep your commits small. Merge often. That will reduce the likelihood of terrible merge conflicts.
If you’re not sharing your work with your team mates for a long time, then you’re setting yourself up for trouble.
Also rebase is usually better than merge.
I remember when similar screenshots circulated for how to tell if i am running jdk or jre, which is even more surprising.
Been there too OP. Not a good place.
It’s usually easier to find another job, it will reset your mind, and fear won’t be driving you.
Or you could just commit what you have, comment “YOLO” and auto resolve conflicts and push.
git out --never-come-back
Jujutsu (which is compatible with git) has a nice conflict resolution flow that doesn’t break you workflow.
Conflicts are encoded into the commits, so that there is never a weird in between state that you have to deal with immediately before being able to do anything else.
Then you can use Jujutsu’s easier history manipulation to resolve the conflict in the conflicted commits.https://steveklabnik.github.io/jujutsu-tutorial/branching-merging-and-conflicts/conflicts.html
And you could always
jj undoif you did something you didn’t want to.No merges allowed. Rebase only.
And if you can’t figure out how to rebase, I definitely don’t want you solving your own merge commit!
See I wasn’t really going to kill myself today, but the thought of dialing that long ass number is just to much.
Google gives you results based on your prior search history.
I don’t get why people have such problems with this they even make memes about it.
Have you people never merged anything by hand or what? It’s really not hard.
it’s maybe more annoying in gamedev. textures, models are binary files that can’t be changed line-by-line.
In game dev, a binary file conflict means someone is going to have to do their work a second time.
it’s fine for simple merge conflicts but it quickly gets messy when the two branches are trying to do opposite things to the same code
Sounds like agreement and resolution are required pre merge conflict resolve.
Commit branch…I see your thinking of hanging yourself, here is a link to tying a noose
